First of all.. it's not a fad, it's a way of life here on Deadspin. Second, your screen name has "Bonerface" in it.

I guess you don't read many Deadspin comments, in that case.

This reminds me of most of my rounds of golf.

I cannot imagine what vision and/or reading problems you must have if you can't find "even one" negative comment about a woman in a comment section overflowing with misogynistic vitriol toward her (the vitriol is fully earned. The misogyny is not).

Also it would be a good lesson to the children to return something to it's rightful owner if it was wrongfully taken from him/her/them

It could start to eat my face and I'd probably be like "awwww, who's a good puppy?! YOU ARE! Yes youuuu're a good puppy cub ouch that's my lip but that's ok awwwwcchhhllpphhrrggh"

I'm starting to get sick of this girl. No one forced you to go to Duke. If you don't want to deal with too much debt, don't go to expensive schools where you're not getting a good financial aid package. She made the mistake of thinking she was too good to go to a state school or start the first two years of her…

If she was going to a state school I can see her argument, but she is going to Duke. Paying for Duke is not paying for college, it is paying for Duke.

Champagne tastes on a beer budget.

But she didn't want to deign to go to a less prestigious school, the poor dear.

"...Duke student Miriam Weeks became porn's Belle Knox by necessity." Oh, come on, that's a huge overstatement. Lots of people get through university without becoming porn actors. You can't say it was "by necessity" unless it was her only way of getting an education.

I'm a vegetarian, and *I* think you're a dick.

your troll-fu is weak, grasshopper

Jozy looks horrible in his PL appearances. And it's certainly washed over to the friendlies/qualifiers that I watched. He's basically the body to hold in the attacking third and let offense set up. Not to harp on it, but this is why you needed Donovan to stay on the team to have at least another option to your…

What kind of world do we live in? Why are these not alpha qualities? Or maybe the secret is that "alpha" = asshole and "beta"= decent human being.

communicative, responsible, thoughtful, and collaborative

I don't know that I necessarily agree that it's straightforward. I'm an introvert in that I get my energy from being alone, but I'm also very social and can be loud and talkative, and can absolutely work a room at a party. So I think there's a lot of confusion around what it means to be "introverted" or…

Except these days *everyone* claims to be an introvert.

I still can't get over that people still believe in alphas and betas.