Her appearance during the draft also lit up traffic on other websites, mostly from Phil Mushnick furiously poring over Ancestry.com.

Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.

laid it's eggs on the beach

"BAD NEWS, TURTLE. You got here just in time for Corinthians."

Something old, something new...oozing mucous, puddles of goo...

An omen: You will have many children, but most of them will not survive.

BLACK DON'T CRACK

Shit, add due process to the list of rights lacking in the NBA along with freedom of speech, right to bear arms, and not requiring the quartering of soldiers.

I KNOW. I eat steel cut oatmeal and plain yogurt and kale and all manner of healthy food all day long, but give me a car on the open road and some kwik-mart cheetos and it's all over.

I don't normally eat or like or crave chips, but I will FUCK UP a bag of Cheetos.

Oh god Cheetos. I hate most processed faux cheese everything but I can hoover down a bag of Cheetos.

Ohhhhhhhh, ok. That is why I love the salty, crispy chicken fat off the roast chicken so much I bet. I can pick at that forever till I force myself to put it all away. But if it's out? Can. Not. Stop.

Because our brains are wired to crave sugar, salt, and fat. And junk food is pretty much exactly those three things in various combinations. You eat one, and those pleasure centers in your brain light up like a goddamned church carnival at the Rapture. And because our brains hate us, if we don't keep 'em lit, they…

FlATIzzA BEnGhaZI OBURmer is the anTICHRIST fALSE FLAG

Trace amounts of cocaine.

What's up with the desire to eat a bunch of food that's really gross? Like, I can eat a great dinner of roasted chicken and be fine. But, if I eat that Cool Ranch taco from Taco Bell, I want 90 of them.

Because pizza would sue it for defamation.

FLATIZZA IS AN ANAGRAM OF ILLUMINATI #STAYWOKE

Agreed. It's unbelievable that the Spurs won 60 games this season and it's an afterthought. Even crazier is the fact that Leonard flies so under the radar, and yet every April, everyone is over the moon for his game. Same with Danny Green though to a lesser, and reasonably so, extent. Great article. If Thiago Splitter…

Brooklynites only care about one J. Johnson, Jack, who will be performing in Prospect Park on June 10.