Alex Trebek: "The question: What Julius and Ethel Rosenberg got."

Fast-forward to a year from now. Drake is slated for the cover of Rolling Stone, but Clint Eastwood dies that week. Drake is bumped for a picture of 2 empty chairs.

Why not? Because if we did rewrite those rules and it caught on, then what you found attractive would not be what everyone else finds attractive anymore and that would scare you? Why do you care what society thinks is attractive, unless you're concerned about being an outlier in what you like?

Nope, you said a shit thing and now you're getting called out for it. Have a lovely day!

For shit's sake people, save your "well that's great for her but it's not attractive" comments, because 1) it makes you look like an idiot for missing the point completely, and 2) BYE.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

In Japan, you don't catch bunny. Bunny catchs yo..... screw it that is a terrible joke.

Man, if Kenworthy escapes with the puppies, I can just see Putin now, furious and screaming at the Tsar of Dog-Killing, forcing him to listen to the Baha Men over and over and over while slowly attaching jumper cables to the man's nipples.

Even though he didn't win the money, the NCAA has stripped the Freshman of his amateur status, and he will be forced to spend the rest of his collegiate career year only having sex with prostitutes.

It's already bad enough that he's getting jobbed out of $10,000 for a degree at "West Chester University."

Due to a speaker glitch, the crowd heard that Vodka Samm was at the game. The University Of Missouri would like to apologize for any confusion that these technical errors may have caused.

Yessssss.

As ventriloquist dummies go, Yao's is incredibly lifelike.

I'm not being sarcastic when I say that the D League Dunk Contest was actually better. There are some Vines floating around that will corroborate this.

That's a good point. The dunkers weren't the big problem; that was a talented roster. The format screwed them, not giving them enough time or chances to do a lot of cool stuff.

I don't know how the fuck they didn't have the three winners face off. I think everyone assumed that was the logical next step. Who in charge thought that more dunks would be bad?

Even better than the duck is the incredibly relieved expression afterwords. He's had time to get over his initial shock and he's still (pretty reasonably) thinking "god damn, dodged a bullet with that creepy thing."

Wow.