I'm glad someone understands that "attached itself to the woman's face" is distinct from "started to attack her." I'll be sending this to that sassy librarian with whom I had a brief misunderstanding.

Child Please.

You might want to sit down for this: Macklemore is also a famous silent film actor and an unpleasant political activist and oh shit even the former prime minister of New Zealand!

Am I supposed to engage seriously with this?

A boarfest is a festival with a large number of boars.

I don't see anything about Kendrick at all in his post. You're weird, go away.

Yeahhhhhh, you sound like a hipster braj. Go sniff acrylics.

Paul, George, John, Wall

I was completely unaware that there is a douchebag mediocre musician with the same name as a utility player for the Orioles from the early 1990s.

My thoughts in 2012: Holy shit we're gonna suck. We have 1) A retread, cheating coach who is most well known for bringing Snoop what-animal-is-he-today into the locker room. 2) a 5'10" (with shoes on) quarterback from the 3rd round. 3) A Buffalo (BUFFALO!?!?!) reject running back. 4) A defense with NOBODY anybody has…

Yeah, we were all drinking and having a good time until Larry decided to overdo it.

Notice to Athletes

In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

Just saying, if I was famous I'm pretty sure I'd alternate week to week between taking my ring off, looking upset, and wearing baggy clothes and holding my belly. Just for kicks. Also, if wearing lip gloss, a pony tail, and having your nails done is stealing Kim's look, then it's only fair to say she stole that look…

Most people lay their head down on a pillow and dream of someday being an Olympian. Olympians lay their head down and dream of someday having a pillow.

True to its word, Russia will stop at nothing to make sure teammates don't get down.

..Please be reminded, the pillows are only to be used for sleeping, NOT biting.

Ice is the coolest thing at the Olympics, Barry. Bad journalism.