Does this mean that Sarah Palin has decided to parlay her political capital into a career as a holiday/anniversary troll? "Whatever you're remembering, I'm here to talk about how you're wrong for remembering it—and remind you that this event is actually about me."

Except on Twitter, where the accepted way of calling someone the n-word is just to, you know, use the n-word.

I asked him on Twitter and it was confirmed.

Godamnit. I hate when my cynical ass sees some adorable shit like this.

Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

How did she not win "Best Reverse Cowboy"?

This really should be filed under "Deadspin at Your Service." Y'all did a great thing for that kid.

It goes without saying that Lisa Ann has been a long-time fan of the 'Pokes.

As per Gameday tradition, he ended the show by covering his overly excited member.

It's in Sochi because Putin and his billionaire cronies own all the fucking half-decent land in and around Sochi. Once the Olympics are done the plan is to turn into a resort. Just mind the Kalashnikovs and armored personnel carriers.

Hell, it's the only reason I know Western Australia is a real country.

If someone ever did that in the USA, I'm sure its citizens would immediately turn him over to the police and not aid in his continued escape for years and years.

Sochi was chosen because the IOC got paid.

Nah. Georgians don't tend to be terroristic lunatics. It's the geographical proximity to places like Dagestan and Chechenya that should concern you. They have serious "gripes" down there.

Yeah, what loser country would allow a terrorist to detonate a bomb at the Olympics? That would never happen in the USA. EVER! AMERICUHFUCKYEAH!!!

Holy crap I just looked up where Sochi is located. I can't believe this was approved. It was only 6 years ago that Russia leveled Georgia. Think one of the Georgians may have a gripe still?

How are people supposed to know how fucking utterly intolerable these people are if not by broadcasting their bullshit?

Actually, it's flat-out shaming, and most of the above accounts have been deleted or suspended already. I'm sure that it looks good to potential employers when they do a random google search and this article comes up associated with them.

Watching racist tweets slowly get deleted is my favorite part of embedding.