I am so over Grumpy Cat.

Of course, and we can like and dislike certain things. That doesn't mean that women should care whether we like those things or not. Sort of like how a lot of women despise cargo shorts on guys but we wear them anyway.

P is for the way it looks tonight

Rocket Frog.

Lennay Kekua

BlessedToCommentJohn316

As a Literature teacher I will say: Whatever it takes to get people to read.

Just skip the baby shower, and send me a pregnancy announcement with your PayPal. I will send you some money not to sit through another hell where people think that melting candy bars on diapers constitutes "fun".

I just can't even deal with that dog. It is trying so hard and the legs everywhere it's like swimming on land but against a current. AND THE HAPPINESS!

Not to mention hallucinogenic grain molds growing in the bread.

"Screw you, Sambo is awesome!" Roger Sterling

Long, long, long winters.

To prevent the spread of disease, maybe?

Vegetarians are too malnourished to laugh at themselves, they need to save their energy for indignation.

I DON'T FART! I'M A FUCKING LADY, DAMN IT.

As someone who has horrific, room clearing farts and eats primarily vegetarian, I can say that this statement about vegetarians is mostly true.