It's relatively low-stakes, mid-quality football where no one plays defense and no school's fanbase takes it too seriously. What's not to like?

Better version (via SBnation.com)

Well the color scheme on that sign makes it pretty obvious where it was borrowed from

All together now: STOP TRYING TO MAKE GOOGLE+ HAPPEN.

"Ok, Roatti, you got this. Remember all the practice, all the time perfecting your form. Keep it simple. Imagine you are throwing a watermelon over a fence while wearing ski boots."

Steve Kerr's Uncle Drew videos aren't quite as well produced.

Glad you added that injury in life is 100%. There is no rhyme or reason. I have been diagnosed with ALS. Love your family and friends, do whatever gives you joy. Fuck the rest.

You know, you could just suggest that Jezebel also do a Q&A with Martinez instead of insisting that they don't do one with Duchess.

yo richie i'm at starbucks you want coffee yo

God damn you, I make that fucking macaroon joke all the time and NO ONE FUCKING GETS IT.

Also dubious was Incognito's gesture of sending a desert gift basket of Octaroons and Half-black and white cookies

I'm pretty sure its the "shooting heroin" part that constitutes the disorderly conduct.

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

Well ... two words.

When you don't stay the full 60 minutes, you become a heroin addict. #rolltide

People. PEOPLE. This is a troll. A funny one. Like the comment about how only mutants should write X-Men. #wtf

I know who to call up in a moment like that...

That wrong isn't really a wrong because something far away and barely tangentially-related is MORE wrong!