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I learned a rule from a friend a while ago, and have come to believe in it 100%.

Is there a largely mute man who was in the bassinet next to Kevin Durant as a baby, kept up all night by Durant’s endless screaming?

One begins to surmise that his critics aren’t actually offended by the method of protest, but by the act of protesting itself.*

Thank you, I was trying to figure out the appropriate Curt Schilling joke to make here.

Oh man, I hadn’t seen Rogue One yet and had managed to go this long without getting spoiled or knowing much of anything about the ending.

I feel like the ref running over and exceedingly politely asking the man to stop trying to pound the other guy into the ground is a metaphor for Australia’s change from a British settlement to independent nation.

“We clapped for Adam Jones AND Isiah Thomas last night! CHECKMATE, LIBTARDS.”

It’s genuinely hilarious/terrifying that it’s become this Poe’s Law-y.

Treat a show terribly, then blame the show when inevitably it does badly and gets cancelled. That is very much how Sci-Fi gets treated on network TV.

No particular joy for me to find here. Even if he loses his show, he won’t face any real repercussions from this (I expect him to continue being a NYT bestselling author) and if he does lose his show, we all know Tomi Lahren’s getting the gig next.

He’s going to need A Few Good Men to prevent any Collateral.

THANK YOU, that’s what’s been bugging me for the last few months. It’s not just that he’s a used-car salesman, it’s that he’s a terrible used-car salesman trying to convince America that that ‘77 Gremlin with the rust holes and the busted timing belt is actually a great buy, and a shitload of people believe him. Not…

Here’s a question I’ve heard debated by people I know recently. When you pick up food that you ordered, do you tip? I had been tipping, but I mentioned it to some people I know and they said they don’t do it.

they’re good dogs brent

I’d go with humanoid Yak, personally.

BEEN trying.

Looks like it just became official.

God-DAMMIT.

One of the other strikers lounging around in the transfer rumors is Celtic’s Moussa Dembele.