I want you to know that I had a sensible chuckle at this joke, even if no-one else did.

The box on his head. The box. On. His. Head.

My God. These have to be edited significantly, right? RIGHT?!?

I swear to God, they can just skip it entirely and I won’t get angry.

Ah yes, I remember the first and last time I willingly volunteered to stand in a free-kick wall.

The problem with doing a emancipation storyline is that this movie did not set up their relationship as abusive at all.

Also, Sheriff Clarke is FAR more useful for the coming crackdown.

I remember being really excited to read the comic, at first.

Yes, please.

Wait, there’s cussin’ in this?

Poseidon smiles upon you, Barry.

“Fanboys should just get used to how life can change and not everyone can be preserved NIB for their entertainment.”

This is a criminally underrated comment. Fitting in “Sturm und drang” alone deserves more stars.

Yeah.

Congrat-u-freaking-lations man.

I still can’t believe Universal’s doing a “shared monster universe”.

FINE. I have a couple days off, I’ll check out a couple episodes on Netflix.

That is a Colbert-tastic quote. Except she’s for real.

Oh hey, it’s Olivia from 5SF! I had no idea she was in this. Good for her!

They really aren’t kidding when they say “you only get one brain”. And it won’t heal like bones will.