This is a criminally underrated comment. Fitting in “Sturm und drang” alone deserves more stars.

Yeah.

That is a Colbert-tastic quote. Except she’s for real.

They really aren’t kidding when they say “you only get one brain”. And it won’t heal like bones will.

Genuinely, I think a lot of people believe being “racist” means reacting to people of color like a vampire would to garlic, or just immediately breaking down into screaming epithets and attempted violence on sight.

Oh, that is just fantastic. I don’t think the ball even makes a half-revolution. Maybe not even a quarter-one.

They’re only apologizing if they absolutely HAVE to. Otherwise, just lie so much that it all just turns into noise.

If your home is not a Kafkaesque canine nightmare, what is even the point of having a dog?

In fairness, the toaster, the toilet and the screen door that doesn’t have a screen at my house all confuse my dog.

Heh, that got a chuckle out of me too. Like an inadvertent Conan O’Brien joke. She’s adorable though.

Titles like ARMA do have those kind of mechanics, I think it’s just that there’s not a lot of mainstream desire for it in AAA games.

Such a goddamn clusterfuck.

Oh, this is fantastic.

That play he made on Span’s grounder was absurd.

I’ve never particularly thought that characters have to be “likeable” for stories to be worth reading or watching, and I’ve never quite gotten people’s demand that leads be “likeable”. All a character has to do is be compelling.

That is literally the same excuse some ultraconservative Salafist/Wahhabist might give. Although I imagine the people who’d flip out over that are somehow okay with this.

I try not to get wrapped up in the hype, especially the kind that generally surrounds U-21 “next big thing” players. I’ve seen plenty of those come and turn out middling, at best. And I know this is just one game, against T&T.

“usually those derided as RINOs by the more conservative nationalists in the party”

One of my favorite things about learning about other countries is finding out the myriad ways and reasons different nations hate each other. And which nation in a particular region is generally accepted to be “The Worst”.

Yup, did it with Habanero peppers. Least pleasant experience of my adult life.