The jig is passing Jupiter.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

I think that’s just the packaging it’s in. Wrapped, re-wrapped, et cetera.

This is severely underrated kinja.

Same as it ever was.

Imagine if Barack actually tried to do half the things their paranoid fever dreams tell them he’s doing. Just imagine! An ARMY of Beyonces starting the race war!

Oh man, Bodyjar. Memories of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 and freshman year of college.

So much dust. So much goddamn dust.

Even on two days rest, Messi could probably have 4-5 goals in the first half.

“His contract with Nice was only for one year, and his explosion back onto the scene means a number of Champions League teams, including Barcelona, are looking to bring him in. And if he keeps emasculating people on the pitch the way he’s done all season, he’ll be back in France’s blue sooner than later.”

From reading the report, this was clearly not just a football issue, but a campus-wide issue.

I cannot imagine how utterly demoralizing it is to be down, but within touching distance, and within 2 minutes of game time later, be out of it, all because of one dude.

Everything about this is glorious and perfect.

It is arguably the best deadpan comedy on TV right now. It’s as much of a cartoon now as CSI: Miami, except it keeps on playing it completely straight.

Verified. I know a Caps fan, and I haven’t heard anyone use the level of invective against the Caps that he has.

I wish I could rec this 1,000 times. In a year where nothing has gone to expectation, the idea that this will be a walk for Hillary seems like wishful thinking because the alternative is terrifying. I certainly hate saying it, but President Trump is a very, very real possibility.

Excuse me, the best song was “Basketball Jones”.

Turkey, in general is not the safest place to be a referee. Or even a player. This was just last year:

Thanks for this, Sam.

Welp, 4:00 just blew my damn socks off.