That is literally the same excuse some ultraconservative Salafist/Wahhabist might give. Although I imagine the people who’d flip out over that are somehow okay with this.

I did not think I’d live to see a De La Soul instrumental played during a sumo highlights video.

I try not to get wrapped up in the hype, especially the kind that generally surrounds U-21 “next big thing” players. I’ve seen plenty of those come and turn out middling, at best. And I know this is just one game, against T&T.

“usually those derided as RINOs by the more conservative nationalists in the party”

The greatest author of our time.

The list of animated character voicemail messages I’d like is very, very long. Now that I’m thinking of it, holy shit do I want a Vincent Adultman voicemail message.

Dude got to be one of the most iconic characters in Science Fiction, and one of the most iconic portrayals of one of the most iconic villains in comic book history. That’s a damn good resume.

One of my favorite things about learning about other countries is finding out the myriad ways and reasons different nations hate each other. And which nation in a particular region is generally accepted to be “The Worst”.

That’s the appeal of video games in general. You’re Master Chief, you’re Ezio Auditore. It’s the biggest thing that makes games different from other forms of media, and making the story as interestng without it is... tough.

Yup, did it with Habanero peppers. Least pleasant experience of my adult life.

I still find it amazing that Vazquez now runs a chain of D-and-up bra stores in LA now.

Oh thank God, it’s not just me. I spent that entire trailer waiting for Will Smith’s voice and thinking I’d gone insane.

The jig is passing Jupiter.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

At least two of those establishments are clearly whorehouses, yes.

I think that’s just the packaging it’s in. Wrapped, re-wrapped, et cetera.

This is severely underrated kinja.

Same as it ever was.

Imagine if Barack actually tried to do half the things their paranoid fever dreams tell them he’s doing. Just imagine! An ARMY of Beyonces starting the race war!