Oh man, Bodyjar. Memories of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 and freshman year of college.

So much dust. So much goddamn dust.

Even on two days rest, Messi could probably have 4-5 goals in the first half.

Wow. I am in.

I enjoyed NYCCC the last time I went, but that was like 4 years ago, and since, it seems to have hit that tipping point where it goes from “this is well-attended!” to “IS ANYONE ON EARTH NOT HERE?”

“His contract with Nice was only for one year, and his explosion back onto the scene means a number of Champions League teams, including Barcelona, are looking to bring him in. And if he keeps emasculating people on the pitch the way he’s done all season, he’ll be back in France’s blue sooner than later.”

Fair enough! That said, I found all the MacGuffin jokes you inspired far better.

Okay, I usually enjoy Robot Chicken. But this is a single joke, repeated for 60 seconds. And not even a clever joke, just “I don’t give a fuck”.

From reading the report, this was clearly not just a football issue, but a campus-wide issue.

I cannot imagine how utterly demoralizing it is to be down, but within touching distance, and within 2 minutes of game time later, be out of it, all because of one dude.

OH THANK GOD IT’S NOT JUST ME.

Yes, but will the plot to this make sense?

Everything about this is glorious and perfect.

It is arguably the best deadpan comedy on TV right now. It’s as much of a cartoon now as CSI: Miami, except it keeps on playing it completely straight.

He (and this) is wonderful. But I still always see Malcolm Tucker in my head.

Verified. I know a Caps fan, and I haven’t heard anyone use the level of invective against the Caps that he has.

I wish I could rec this 1,000 times. In a year where nothing has gone to expectation, the idea that this will be a walk for Hillary seems like wishful thinking because the alternative is terrifying. I certainly hate saying it, but President Trump is a very, very real possibility.

Excuse me, the best song was “Basketball Jones”.

That Michael Sheen clip.

Turkey, in general is not the safest place to be a referee. Or even a player. This was just last year: