Thanks for this, Sam.

Welp, 4:00 just blew my damn socks off.

Wrestlers stay dying way too young.

I think the last game might not matter. The title might effectively be decided after that trip to Old Trafford and the return against Everton.

Yeah, this has “bad omen” written all over it. If Barca can blow their lead, there is nothing saying that Leicester can’t keep dropping points.

SHUT UP THEY’LL HEAR YOU

Jesus H. Christ.

A tried and true Get Out Of Work Free card.

The most important part of fighting crime, as we all know, is proper ventilation.

I literally laughed out loud looking at that. A crop top, bikini bottoms, a cape and thigh-high boots. Sure.

No.

I mean, Bruce would understand the importance of Branding.

Please Jesus, do not show me Spider-Man’s goddamn origin again. We’ve all seen it. So many times.

“Is your Spiderman a goer? Eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean, nudge nudge, know what I mean, say no more?:

Un-bee-lievable.

That “what the fuck” when the paper explodes is just too perfect.

This is another 120-second idea turned into a 90-minute movie for no reason other than because an executive in Hollywood somewhere went “Sure, let’s bankroll Seth Rogen and all of his friends turning a question you ask when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind into a movie.”

The Shining and Ferris Bueller were kinda easy, because the stock footage is clearly more modern than the original.

Yes, “random internet humor” is a perfect way to put it. That trailer made her seem like MemeGenerator.com had somehow gained sentience and a body.