I desperately want someone to try and excuse away a public drunken meltdown as a “social experiment” now.

Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay rolls his eyes and harrumphs.

The only problem is, a huge part Trump’s support is based entirely around him doubling down on everything and never apologizing. I have seen zero indication thus far that a statement like this will negatively affect him in any way.

Now mind you, it’s BEYONCE who is being racially divisive and preventing us from moving on from the past.

Seriously. By far, the best video reviews on the internet.

Well, respectfully, I have no idea what version of her story you’ve heard if you think Malala wasn’t “shouting”.

Uh... the biggest reason she got the attention because a bunch of terrorists tried to blow her head off. After she was being loud and outspoken as hell about her issue in Pakistan. Malala was never, ever “quiet”, she was “shouting”. And got louder AFTER they tried to murder her.

I think the hinges have been well-off for a while now in some circumstances.

I’m willing to discuss an open relationship once Melissa Fumero gets back to me.

Stephanie Beatriz fav’d/favorite’d (I have no idea what the correct terminology is here) a tweet of mine once. I’d like to take this opportunity to announce our upcoming nuptials.

If your entire presence on social media revolves around trying to get as many sweet, sweet RTs and Favs as possible it does.

Bingo. This is the “Why isn’t there a White History Month/What if there was a White Entertainment Television” of websites.

Never tweet.

I KNOW. It’s like 2015 has just driven a truck through the damn looking glass.

Just say it, he’s got Pec-boobs.

Good. Lord.

That would be more useful than that “Super-like” bullshit.

You have the patience of a saint for dealing with two of the most willfully idiotic commenters I’ve seen in weeks.

Barry Foster and Al Toon.

You’ve got to be ki... no, no, that’s a thing that happens now.