Best lesson my father ever taught me:

WHOSAGOODBOY? WHOSAGOODBOY? YESYOUARE! YESYOUARE!

Oh God, there is SO MUCH HAPPY PUPPY at the end of that video.

I'd like to see a remake of that where they only have $6M to rebuild him at today's prices.

Black people get an entire MONTH all to themselves.

That's gotta be a health code violation. The minute he cuts the damn thing it's gonna melt through the counter.

I can't even express how perfect the name "Piny the Elder" is for a Pangolin.

What I find unsettling about this is that this is the internet, so there's easily a 60% chance we're looking at the contents of someone's spank bank.

For God's sake, I have a limited amount of free time!

She really was an amazing performer.

I served him once when I used to work at Starbucks. The man has no inside voice. He is all news broadcaster all the time. It was awesome.

I'm still partial to the Ring-Tailed Lemur, but that's like 85% because of King Julien.

The only thing I hate about Great Danes and the other big dogs are their lifespans. It's just so unfair.

I'm stuck in the office today (a Saturday, I know!) and one of the TVs has had the Olympics on all day. I've been busy idly looking ay anything else, so I wasn't really paying any attention to what was going on.

This is wonderful, and a shedload of fun.

Nope, still too much work.

Sex, viewed through a MRI ain't much better. Basically, we're all disgusting.

Bathroom cameras.

This is an episode of "Ice-T and CoCo" I would watch.

This is very kind of you to engage in, but you do realize you're conversing with someone who has formed an opinion on the entire genre through willfull ignorance and is willing to extrapolate larger socio-economic conclusions from it, right?