He didn't just pet a baby leopard, he was petting a leopard that attacked two journalists. Because it takes after Dad, I guess.

There's only one true sad Khajiit in Skyrim.

I think what I enjoy most about this video is that Putin and the animal handlers CLEARLY do not even even give the slightest of fucks about the animal trying to attack the cameramen...

Thirded. I mean, I'm not GEEKED for it, but that definitely took me from "Eh, maybe i'll get around to it when it comes out" to "Alright, I'm going to see this in theaters and am looking forward to it."

Absolutely. If you'd told me one team was going to score 43 points and win, 100 times out of 100 I would've assumed it was Denver.

Everything about this is perfect.

I swear to god, the best part about really bad movies is watching critics really let loose and tear them apart.

Oh WOW. That may be the cruelest burn I've seen a critic make in years.

Ugh, don't remind me. He is by FAR the most real. Just... heebie-freaking-JEEBIES.

He's probably an "antihero" the same way Wolverine is.

I had a freaking nightmare about Chigurh a few nights after seeing "No Country...". He terrified me specifically because he was totally, utterly implacable. Basically a force of nature, and worse, he didn't lose at the end of the story.

I was going to say. Because if any animals would be annoying hipster assholes, it'd be the Raccoons. Wonderful.

Heh, well, we'll have to agree to disagree RE: ID and Kendrick. :D

See, at this point I thought most people were like myself and had heard "Radioactive" so many goddamn times they were ready to visit violence upon Imagine Dragons, but mixing it with Kendrick made it tolerable.

I like to imagine Kendrick went out to remind everyone who the ACTUAL best rapper of the year was.

He's a Dinosaur. He just TOOK them.

Same. Looking back, it is abjectly humiliating to think of the whiny little shit I was back then.

She has superseded Anne Coulter as the the formost female conservative troll.

Sarah has her troll game turned up to 10 for 2014.

It is a slow, occasionally hilarious grind on the human soul, yes.