WIN. Those goddamn things murdered so many of my horses.

Very nicely done. /golf clap

Oh wow. I'm imagining being that guy from the Geek Squad, who showed up to fix the Illusive Man's wife computer, only to find out that the Illusive Man not only doesn't have a computer, but has no idea how one works.

Don't forget Lois Slotin, one of our first casualties of the modern nuclear age.

+1

Yeah, I think it is, actually. He lives in LA, so it makes sense.

I am beginning to expect more nuanced, reasonable discussion of race issues on Deadspin than I am on Jezebel. We are through the looking glass here.

I had a friend who did a project like this for a class in college, and something about it just seemed so hilarious and wonderful. He had a shot of Spider-Man, overloaded with groceries, trying to unlock his door, and it just felt like it fit.

Terrifying, hilarious and true.

So very very excited.

Late to the party, but well done sir, well done.

I don't know why I didn't love this show during Season One. I am a billion percent in love now.

The resemblance is a little uncanny.

Yes, but this is Russia, so there's a 40% chance these tanks are still operational.

Also, this is obligatory.

I knew a LOT of cokeheads in college (my school had a dance program full of 'em). This doesn't seem totally off, they all THOUGHT they had superpowers when they were inhaling the goalline.

Can I +1 this? I mean, I know that's a Deadspin thing, but I can't come up with any better response than +1.

Spiders I can live with. They kill other bugs, i'm good with that.

Fair enough. I still hold to my contention that too often, all the compassion in this is towards the person saying whatever it is, because we exist in a weird place as a society where the accusation of racism is considered 1,000,000 times worse than... doing and saying racist stuff. I don't personally see the…

I get what you're saying, but at a certain point, you may easily end up excusing a ton of racism. Allowing people to weasel out of it just because it's "what they said, but not who they are." It ends up sounding like the "it's just a joke!" defense.