I'm pretty sure, at this point, any sentence that begins with "I'm not X, but..." will immediately be followed by an opinion that is very, very X.

Oh for god's sake people, we were over this at the last set of Secret Negro Meetings. They're quarterly, remember? In the hidden basement underneath your local barbershop.

What a load. Everyone knows John Cena reads Tom Clancy books EXCLUSIVELY.

The "comic book huge" actually got me to LOL in my office.

Hi-five fellow second-gen graduate brown person!

Co-sign. Shit like this just slides off my back these days. If we're gonna scour the internet for random stuff, I don't want generic, TJ Maxx racism, let's find some interesting, Louis Vuitton racism! Stuff that's so insanely racist, it wraps around, becomes anti-racist, and then becomes racist again.

This is wonderful. May I also add that "Yo, Is This Racist" is one of the best Tumblrs ever, forever and ever amen.

Because it got people talking about it. The rule of "the only bad press is no press". But yes, otherwise this seems to have nothing to do wit the game.

OH JESUS CHRIST DON'T REMIND ME OF THE LOTUS PODS AUGH UGH.

The miracle of life everybody!

I have the urge to smash this skull with a bat until it no longer inhabits the dark recesses of my subconscious, is that close?

"Inappropriate"? I mean this as a genuine question, can you expand on how she's being "inappropriate"? Because I don't remember her writing "Fuck Whitey" anywhere in there.

Except it's not. This would be like that if Spike had retweeted a tweet from that family going "Hey Everyone! Having Dinner With George Zimmerman Tonight, Also Here's Our Address!"

Exceptional.

Well, it's not like he was going to do it in a Chevy.

/applauds

"Every Child Left Behind Productions". Genius.

That was completely idiotic and mindless. I love it.

If you can pull off dressing up as a flatbed truck dressed up as Sadako, you sir, will win an internet.

Kraven's face when he kidnaps her gets me every time.