Now? No. But at the time of its heyday, it had "four beers worth of alcohol and two Red Bulls worth of caffeine", and a fucking shitload of sugar. It was easy-drinking alcohol poisoning in a can for the Under-23 set.

This would be an appropriate and lasting tribute to Mr. Paxton.

Between this, the election, the World Series, the Super Bowl, the NBA Finals, Leicester winning the Premier League, Villanova winning March Madness on a game-winning shot… I'm strapped in for literally anything now.

Yes, yes I would LOVE to hear Doc Emrick calling this. So much.

Yup. He ain't going nowhere. He owns the party and his support will back him 80-90% from here to hell.

I'd heard her last name in… uh… a different place. And not on a car forum.

Part of me thinks that the cultures around celebrity in the U.S. and Korea are too disparate for the approach of one to work in the other.

“If you look at most of the artists right now that are having success,” Dixon told me, “they’re not Tupacs — they ain’t even Snoop Doggs. They’re fuckin’ poodles, puppies, and little friendly guys that’s dancing around. And white kids rapping.” Save for Aviles and Blickensderfer, every member of Team Bryson is black,…

I am increasingly intolerant of TV shows that have some central secret that's unkown to the characters but known to the audience, and take so long to reveal that by the time the reveal happens, it's lost all of its dramatic power and you're just like "Christ, finally".

Also, if he was rip-roaring drunk and this whole thing was recorded on a dashcam.

Between that and "something called the Clippers", I enjoyed this week's brief foray into NBA-jokery.

Oh, my backup plan has always been "become Black conservative pundit who talks about how awful black people are" for years now.

So I've been watching Person of Interest recently, and I'm about halfway through Season 2. The show, on the whole, is pretty good, especially compared to most other procedurals, which, for reasons unknown, utterly refuse to believe that such a thing as humor can exist in that genre (NBC is a particularly egregious…

He was never actually going to challenge him on anything anyway.

Oh, that is DELIGHTFUL. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And "Bombshells", and those are just the ones I can remember.

It's so bad I feel like they should be honored for being so trash.

The women's kilts were so short that one waitress, who had been a bit… uh… "blessed" in the derriere was basically a walking anime nosebleed inducement.

I thought so too, but apparently, the breastaurant thing is big business.

FUCK! I got it confused with ANOTHER breastaurant, the Tilted Kilt. Fixed.