I read an article that the fastest-growing restaurants in America are Breastaurants, which… well, y'know.

It's been over 30 years, and they're still smooth as shit. It's goddamn amazing.

The audience during "Jungle Love" was a real "two Americas" moment.

I had a Sega Genesis as a kid, and it wasn't until well over a decade later that I found out that the only way to get past that goddamn Mojo level was to hit restart.

God Bless this spectacularly idiotic movie series.

That's honest and fair, and I can't blame anyone for it. They genuinely oughtta give up the facade, be honest and release a cut of the movie that's just Efron and Daddario's chest.

That last scene… you're making a beach movie and using PAINFULLY OBVIOUS green-screen?

If this is the end of the republic, at least I'm getting some laughs out of it. Horatio Sanz's expression after she finishes explaining "circular using" has been my expression every time Trump talks for the last two weeks. Just….. what?

Yes, it's kind of astonishing and infuriating, but, on the upside, it gives us all something in common, I guess?

"That said, it does contain one element that could make it worth watching: Bill Paxton, who makes Frank into a guy who’s incredibly likable despite his serious moral failings. Of course, these attributes further underline the difference in tone between the film and the series—he might be a shady character, but there’s…

Seriously. Even as someone who was in no way a Power Rangers fan, I cannot imagine anyone looking at that show and going "a remake of this needs to take itself roughly 10,000% more seriously".

I'm viewing this from Turkey, and boy is a Tom Hanks movie best way to wrap up the spring!

I too am curious about this, since it's been the source of multiple screaming Left/Liberal online arguments these days.

Yes, I remember reading that that was a takeaway from this election for some. That a fair number of voters, due to Trump's controversial status, voted for him, but didn't say as much to pollsters.

Much like the USFL, the XFL's biggest problem wasn't really all the bells and whistles, or even insomuch the product on the field (although that was a problem), the biggest issue was going up against a juggernaut like the NFL, which by that point was in the process of turning itself into a year-round sports event.

"Meanwhile, Gold is tempted to succumb to much darker urges—namely, the thirst for human blood that is the reason mermaids are blessed with angelic voices to begin with. (It’s easier to lure men into the water so you can eat them if you sing them a pretty song.)"

I still remembering watching the Fantastic Four, and thinking that everyone involved was just completely half-assing it… and then realizing that Jessica Alba was probably trying very hard to act, and feeling so bad for her.

He would've, but he got too caught up instituting Sharia law and mandating everyone be homosexual.

/polite golf clap

I believe Meth Lab Shenanigans covered my opinion nicely, but I'd like to push back on something specific here: