You know how I can tell you are not into comics?

Finally, the culmination of all the exciting plot threads! Plot threads like... uh...

For you, the day Julia Louis-Dreyfus went to war against a Death Parrot was the most important day of your life.

While we’re all waiting for this, I cannot recommend enough the 2013 Andrew Bujalski period film Computer Chess. Pure joy.

The A.V. Club should get into the documentary business. Their first subject? That’s right, you guessed it...

Based on the film’s subtitle, The Last Dance, Ejiofor is clearly playing a multiverse Michael Jordan and the venom symbiote is how he becomes the greatest basketball player ever. Except this universe, he plays his entire career for...The Washington Wizards.

Why take an Oscar-worthy subject, get an unprecedented level of access, and pump out a perfectly fine but not particularly revelatory nostalgia piece?

I mean, yeah, “brand experience”, sure, but their lane has always been high-fructose corn syrup children’s entertainment aimed squarely at WASP middle America.

This movie needs to end with Venom, Kraven, Madame Web, Vulture and Morbius all standing together with dramatic music like they are the Superfriends! What! One can only hope for something that stupid!

Based on the lack of musical numbers in this trailer I can only assume this is a musical.

-The AV Club

whoever buys this is a fuckin idiot

What are the chances that because this show is going to star young people that the writers use that as an excuse for them to use even more 21st Century idioms?

My god, the depths to which these people don’t understand Star Trek is just staggering. As if there haven’t always been enormous problems faced by the audience of Trek shows and that those shows used the relative utopia of the Federation as a springboard for exploring those problems. Jesus, the lack of imagination.

Eh. Fine. Just can we please have a little less saccharin over-encouragement for new recruits/ensigns? It was really hard to watch those ‘You can do it. You did such a great job. I’m so proud of you.’ scenes in this season of discovery.

It’s called Ghostbusters2016ing

It’s funny when a director sincerely tries to make a good movie and it turns out to be complete garbage.

I think part of the fun is that, at least from this review, it seems that even when Tommy Wiseau leans in to making an intentionally bad movie, he still can’t avoid the fact that he doesn’t actually know how to make a competent film.

Yeah these “egosploitation” movies by massively untalented/unexperienced auteurs are only enjoyable when there’s actual earnestness behind the whole thing.

*sweaty nerds come waddling in apace - so, slightly faster than walking speed*