children’s television is just broadcast live now? especially when the star is a reluctatnt superpowered kid who has already accidentally killed someone during a public outing?

nobody wants this.

can we please just stop with the I.P. barrel-scraping? last year we had a movie about a Doritos flavour; i’m not convinced anyone was demanding a movie based on a meme art game.

how is it not called 5hrek ?!

he’s so lacking in charisma that she tries to hire an actor to play him in interviews

#unexpectedjaws

bring back Angie Tribeca, dammit!

Dick Tracy is not a musical.

Sienna Miller with her obviously botoxed/plastic surgeried face seems like a terrible miscast here. Pretty sure they didn’t have cosmetic surgery back in the 19th century.

2015 The Martian

why we are all still pretending like this will be anything other than terrible?

one of the saddest things has been watching Nicole Kidman, formerly one of the most beautiful people alive, turn into someone who looks like they stole and is now wearing Nicole Kidman’s face.

y’know... for kids!

well it’s this or Nosferatu for my Christmas viewing...

omg it’s almost as if two heterosexual people of the opposite gender can be friends without it becoming romantic! i know, i know, Hollywood doesn’t usually understand human behaviour so we shouldn’t expect too much.

wild to me that there are people who dislike this movie, though if i were to speculate, i’d guess it’s some combination of Beatles “purists” (ugh) and people who just don’t like musicals.

race car driving!

yeah this isn’t like the Harry Potter play where they obviously wrote a gay love story between the sons of Harry and Dumbledore or whatever, but then walked it back when some producer was like “this won’t play in Peoria.”

lol wtf is Tubi

i dunno kinda miss the angsty early version