children’s television is just broadcast live now? especially when the star is a reluctatnt superpowered kid who has already accidentally killed someone during a public outing?

nobody wants this.

can we please just stop with the I.P. barrel-scraping? last year we had a movie about a Doritos flavour; i’m not convinced anyone was demanding a movie based on a meme art game.

how is it not called 5hrek ?!

he’s so lacking in charisma that she tries to hire an actor to play him in interviews

#unexpectedjaws

bring back Angie Tribeca, dammit!

Dick Tracy is not a musical.

wait. is it possible... The Acolyte is just poorly written? say it ain’t so!

pretty sure the daughter is the killer and he’s like covering for her.

good lord that clumsy, “i’m not supposed to tell you this but [here’s the entire secret operation aimed at catching you]”, bit was so bad.

still looks like a fan film though.

this is a fan film right?

Sienna Miller with her obviously botoxed/plastic surgeried face seems like a terrible miscast here. Pretty sure they didn’t have cosmetic surgery back in the 19th century.

2015 The Martian

why we are all still pretending like this will be anything other than terrible?

all three people who will be watching?

one of the saddest things has been watching Nicole Kidman, formerly one of the most beautiful people alive, turn into someone who looks like they stole and is now wearing Nicole Kidman’s face.

y’know... for kids!

well it’s this or Nosferatu for my Christmas viewing...