lol they should get those directors together with the Star Trek Discovery directors and see if they can find a middle-ground of believable human behavior.

can we unpack the mystery of why all the dialogue in the trailer is so leaden?

classic Hudsucker! You know, for kids!

consider this your annual reminder that the Academy needs to add a “Best Stunt” category to the Oscars...

he’s probably a decent chess player, since he graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades.

J.J. Abrams is that you?

wait. the Maze Runner guy has been entrusted with Zelda? Oh good lord.

spoilers it’s actually 65 billion years in the past and Adam Driver is there to hunt apes.

“moveable sperm banks that walk around and come and go”

I’ll suffer the grays for that

The Star Trek one is kind of interesting, because really it’s the Season 3 finale which tees up the best (fourth) season of TNG, DS9, VOY. Consider:

leave Pauly Shore alone!

can you guys please hire a copyeditor

Jenkins, a few years later: “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

a “dong removing serial killer,”

i was just discussing with someone how the last time i felt collective exhiliration in a cinema was Endgame.

i am fairly convinced this movie came and went from theatres already...

The first half of Don’t Breath had exactly the type of dark, claustrophobic tension that you need from an Alien movie. I am cautiously optimistic.

lol @ the notion that A.V. Club readers have stayed up-to-date on any Simpsons episodes since 1998.