Love Michael Burnham Is Always the Answer on Star Trek: Discovery

fucking internet is garbage now.

fucking clickbait headline implying a voice actor had died

maybe it’s just The Quarry speaking, but i find Justice Smith incredibly irritating. he always seems slightly lost and mumbling all his lines.

no kidding, nobody “wanted this”, as Stiller assumed (still assumes?). by the time - fifteen years later! - it came out, Zoolander 1 was already reduced to meme status. what did he think would happen.

28 Days Before Sunrise

as someone who really felt let down by that ending - pure wtf isn’t always a good thing - i’d welcome a second season if it gave them a chance to walk it back and maybe explain away the finale as a metaphor or dream or something.

i see your swifties and raise you one #BeyHive

retired, well-off news anchor father (Peter Gallagher)

there is no way this is true.

why

maybe they can do something about Magical Mystery Tou... oh wait nvm that’s hopeless.

wow, what a great idea! A Martin Scoresese movie about the life - and maybe even the last temptation - of Christ. Why hasn’t he thought of that before?

No love for Danny “isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance” Torrance?

and he’s about to find out... that being a washed-up conservative “comedian” is harder than it looks!

the anti-wokerati got upset over “aspects like the characters’ races”. that part’s true.

super weird that you don’t even mention this was co-created by Don McKellar, writer/director/star of the all-time-great apocalypse movie Last Night.

good opportunity to plug sister publication The Onion’s A Very Fatal Murder. Great parody.

me too! nice to see you Kinja Caffeine Spider!

this whole concept is fucking stupid.