“moveable sperm banks that walk around and come and go”

I’ll suffer the grays for that

The Star Trek one is kind of interesting, because really it’s the Season 3 finale which tees up the best (fourth) season of TNG, DS9, VOY. Consider:

leave Pauly Shore alone!

can you guys please hire a copyeditor

Jenkins, a few years later: “I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

a “dong removing serial killer,”

i am fairly convinced this movie came and went from theatres already...

lol @ the notion that A.V. Club readers have stayed up-to-date on any Simpsons episodes since 1998.

fucking internet is garbage now.

fucking clickbait headline implying a voice actor had died

maybe it’s just The Quarry speaking, but i find Justice Smith incredibly irritating. he always seems slightly lost and mumbling all his lines.

no kidding, nobody “wanted this”, as Stiller assumed (still assumes?). by the time - fifteen years later! - it came out, Zoolander 1 was already reduced to meme status. what did he think would happen.

as someone who really felt let down by that ending - pure wtf isn’t always a good thing - i’d welcome a second season if it gave them a chance to walk it back and maybe explain away the finale as a metaphor or dream or something.

i see your swifties and raise you one #BeyHive

retired, well-off news anchor father (Peter Gallagher)

why

maybe they can do something about Magical Mystery Tou... oh wait nvm that’s hopeless.

wow, what a great idea! A Martin Scoresese movie about the life - and maybe even the last temptation - of Christ. Why hasn’t he thought of that before?