tbh, i’d rather they go the Poochie route. Opening title scroll: “Kang died on the way back to his home planet. Doom rises.”

fuck that, bring in Galactus and have the movie open with him eating Xandar. That’ll establish him as a threat on par with Thanos.

proposed moratorium on any more articles covering pre-release twitter hype.

mediocrity is too kind a word

Freddy Got Fingered is only interesting as a $14 million prank that Tom Green managed to pull on Hollywood execs. You gotta admire that about it, though the experience of actually watching the thing is close to the nadir of human experience.

why are we covering this

dammit!

i keep waiting for them to do an Annihilation movie that launches in media res like the comic. like pretty much the first page is Star-Lord narrating mid-battle after the whole roster of Galactic Marvel has teamed up “off-screen”.

WandaVision was stellar, easily the most interesting thing the MCU has done. Shankman earns a lot of good faith from that.

No mention that Madame Web was voiced by Joan Lee, Stan’s wife?

yeah fuck that “Maker” bullshit. all that deadly dull and morose Ultimate stuff (including Secret Wars as far as I am concerned) should be jettisoned.

First of all, did Edebiri really have to apologize for this?

on the one hand, i unironically love the Amalgam era. On the other hand, they fucking sucked.

you spill an awful lot of text about the supposedly offensive material, but don’t mention what it is. not even broad contours. would be helpful context to help us decide how offensive it is.

Julia Carpenter is legit one of my favourite Marvel characters. Disappointing she’s being wasted like this.

this is a surprisingly bland review for what would, in A.V. Club days past, have been a hilariously scathing takedown. Manuel, do better next time.

anyone else notice Brook/Brookie was randomly in the background at the barbecue? Seems like an odd insertion, and the show never even has Larry acknowledge it.

this looks so fucking stupid.

any guesses on what this guy is on? judging by all that rapid blinking, meth probably?

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