the ability to turn off always-online DRM?

i am so glad this is the first comment.

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lol what the heck is a Pentiment.

considering the paucity of worthwhile “exclusives” on Microsoft platforms (um, the last Halo game I guess?) vs. everything Sony seems to land (Death Stranding, Final Fantasy, God of War, Horizon...), most PlayStation owners probably won’t even notice.

the point is, they should be doing better than rehashing a joke the Internet has already done a much better job with for the past week.

the best part about this episode was Leon mercilessly mocking that fat dog.

the “twist” was spoiled when Variety or whomever first announced this movie was in the works with “Matthew Vaughan directing new film about spy with amnesia who writes novels based on her own experiences.”

and extremely stoned, don’t forget that. Nothing better than a visibly zonked Louise Lasser trying to understand why the Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman set looked so different all of a sudden.

[SPOILERS FOR HOW STUPID THIS MOVIE IS...]

SNL’s obsession with latching onto internet trends like, 4-5 days late, never ceases to annoy me. Oh there’s a mom in a Chewbacca mask? Let’s make a whole sketch about it 48 hours she’s been milshake ducked already!

judging by the clips here, SNL is once again maintaining its proud modern tradition of wasting talented/funny people on the laziest possible humour. I miss classic SNL.

“What kind of human garbage”

I mean, the most obvious recent example is Our Flag Means Death.

The All these Goddamn Advertisements Masquerading as Movies Cinematic Universe.

can’t we just have socially awkward characters anymore?

2 Switch 2 Furious

didn’t she cameo in the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special?

Dawson’s Creek opening credits would like to have a word.

It was a bold choice, and, unequivocally, a bad choice.