somebody shared the poster for this a while ago on my socials and i legit thought it was a mock-up parody poster like “what if Dreamworks made Little Mermaid”.

bear in mind that they’re based in Poland, which isn’t exactly a bastion of progressive values. It’s not so surprising to me that they’d handle these themes poorly (and neither is it surprising that they’d be surprised when gamers in Western countries are offended by their poor work). 

SPOILERS:

Hilarious but unfortunately there’s a certain point after which it becomes impossible to complete. It’s unclear how random the prompts are, but it eventually required to input a certain combination of numbers which was incompatible with one of my early requirements.

Please do one for all 10 Canadian provinces and 3 territories.

I’m not convinced.

Chet Hanks seems uniquely ill-equipped to deal with whatever the hell The Eric André Show is.

what looks like an absurd and entertaining caper.

It’s incredible to me that even in this hagiographic format they don’t touch on Konami at all. I mean, they still could have told the same superficial “Kojima is God” story while also confronting the very public breakdown between him and his old bosses, and shown him in a positive light. The fact that they avoid even…

I love how this is literally just Satanic Panic: the Movie.

There are several great Spider-Man adjacent Latinx characters, beginning (obv) with Miles Morales and on through Aña Corazón/Araña. I’d even be fine with handing Bad Bunny the live-action Spider-Man 2099 (Miguel O’Hara) if Oscar Isaac isn’t around.

There’s a more basic problem here, which is that it’s getting hard to keep track of whichever colour coded gimmick Pixar/Disney movie is currently in rotation.

why the fuck is this a slideshow.

frustrated lunatics unable, unwilling, disinterested

they 100% make money off of increased book sales when the film based on their book comes out. Without googling it, I wouldn’t be surprised if he has (or will shortly have) a new “tie-in” edition with “NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE” slapped on the cover.

Every time Zod is on screen, you can just see that Michael Shannon is thinking, “wtf is this shit and what am i even doing here”

“I was trying to see if I could hit her with the phone”

$ yes $ what $ a $ completely $ unbiased $ perspective $ from $ someone $ with $ no $ stake $ in $ this $ movie’s $ success.

Somehow, the dictates of late-stage capitalism required that we find a way for Palpatine to return...