In the final act, Spider-Man 2099 will appear out of nowhere and kill Sephiroth.

It’s a feature-length commerical for a flavour sold by a chip brand.

i’ve only seen the first Bay Transformers, but I was so angry the whole time that it never once felt like I was watching giant. fucking. robots. 

his beloved Game Boy

No Adria Arjona?

Cynics may dismiss the movie as a piece of corporate propaganda.

Running fast enough that he can actually roll back time.

yes i’m sure Sabra will be handled as delicately and respectfully as she’s always been handled in the comics

i think we found the famous hollywood asshole.

an awards magnet

like Doug Adams said about Hitchhiker’s... a trilogy in five parts.

“Puff pieces devoid of content gushing over celebrities.”

Did Jezebel accidentally cross-post to A.V. Club?

Missing: the truly wonderful performance by Audrey Hepburn in The Nun’s Story (1959). Very interesting account of a young woman who enters a convent, and the challenges she encounters there.

Bialik has also reportedly stated, “I’d Give Up My First Child’s Complete Vaccination Schedule to Host Jeopardy! Forever.”

oh great another fucking slideshow. amidst the wave of quality journalism as outlets review the most anticipated Zelda game of all time, it’s great to see A.V. Club sticking to its basically contemptuous attitude toward readers.

Maybe the real Lord of the Rings is the friends we made along the way.

William Fichtner

sensitive, gratingly sweet

If 👏 only 👏 there 👏 was 👏 a 👏 way 👏 to 👏 play 👏 video 👏 games 👏 on 👏 a dedicated console that didn’t need to be upgraded to the tune of thousands of dollars every year to get the graphics working. But god forbid PC gamers consider that.