at this point I wouldn’t be surprised if the remainder of the Flash hype cycle is just footage of Batfleck and Keaton, with nary a Miller in sight.

it grossed $170 million at the box office, meaning that people saw it and liked it

make King Shark a melee fighter, goddammit!!

based purely on that two-minute trailer, i’m going to say this is the literal worst movie ever made.

ahem... (clears breath)

If anyone’s paying attention, I would like to ask all my fans to come to my house and drop off their first-born child as tribute. It’s just a small ask and I promise some dope shoutouts to all y’all during my next stream.

if you were hoping someone would get slapped, you should probably just watch The Last Of Us.

Calling it now: there will be no London in the movie when it comes out. My lawsuit is ready!

and his lieutenant, James (Troy Baker),

I see they went with the same derp-face design that’s been plaguing TMNT since Rise debuted.

aired it’s first live-streamed

The printing press will destroy the scribe market! 

You can tell by the way they list the names that those hosts really love the Ninja Turtles like they say they do.

Is “divisive” a synonym for “absolute garbage” because then yes I agree.*

[Michael Burnham cries]

good riddance.

largely literate

If Picard is anything to go by, there’s still a market for post-Voyager tales checking in on crew from the 1990s. Give me a TNG/DS9/VOY teamup movie where they, like, take on Special 8472 and I’m there at the theatre day one.

I mean, there’s a header image of a 3D Sonic game, so we can hardly blame you.

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