S-Town was disgusting. A real person’s suicide shouldn’t be a “twist” to start off a series. But more importantly, someone’s deeply private life - someone non-famous, and who didn’t ask to be - shouldn’t be exposed to the public, without their consent, after they die.

Snake is back. Sonic is here. Mega Man, Ryu, and Pac-Man are all here. I don’t care if it’s a pokeball free-for-all, I’m in.

But does it have a little boy who keeps losing his balloon?

I was interested until I read that Kira somehow became Kai. This is so antithetical to her character it really makes me wonder if the writers weren’t just like, “what should we do with the Bajoran? Oh yeah let’s make her the head of something Bajoran.”

Some guy moved over in the middle of the movie, planting himself right behind us. Which a) is a super weird thing to do in a theatre anyway, but b) what the hell are you even watching this thing?!

Why does it look like a PS2 game?

fuck and yes

he has an octopus in his butt.

I’m only going to see Spider-Verse because I believe, in my heart of hearts, that Spider-Ham will be a central character.

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fresh, inconceivable tragedy: a freak accident so upsetting, in its real-life possibility and aftermath, that it defiantly breaches the standard contract of multiplex-ready genre “entertainment”

Approximately 2/3 of the movie, a many-tentacled flesh monster will attack Tab Hunter but then he’ll realize he’s just at an orgy.

This doesn’t bother me as much as the ridiculous fight against two scantily clad lesbians. Really, Cage?

Yeah why the hell would they abandon the central concept - let’s run through a bunch of classic video game references - and replace it with ads for fucking Amazon and Google? This shit looks like the Emoji Movie.

“impact” should never be used as a verb, and

Ugh, so garish. Reminds me of the worst aspects of The Witness.

Wow, never really watched Letterman, but... he’s not such a good interviewer, is he? A lot of obvious jokes and way-too-loud laughter. Apparently only Dick Cavett knew how to interview.

Lynch on Lynch is must-read material. (In fact, all the _ on _ books are must-read.)

I still don’t get how Toy Mania missed this girl:

Is the whole movie cut this weirdly, or just this scene?