just give us our goddamn Spider-Ham movie already.

I love Hawke, but this movie sounds awfully stupid.

How have you not written about the Jurassic World Super Colossal T-Rex yet?

If this means it’ll get a theatrical re-release, then I am in.

It’s definitely me. Nobody has noticed the big ole me cameo in either film.

why

He’s also set to appear at the SCTV reunion in Toronto.

Completely agree. Also found it weird that there’s effectively only one large boss in the game - the ground-based dragon fight. The buildup to the journey to the land of the giants was a heck of a letdown when the series is built around combat with enormous enemies.

It hardly counts as a “canon” costume if its only appearance is in this alternate reality. Heck, the suit also appeared in DC’s official adaptation of Batman Returns. By your logic, it’s been “canon” for decades.

What an incredibly ugly human being.

That Sherlock joke is brilliant.

I think she just got her “makeup” done by the same experts from Brazil.

oh goodie, another prequel.

Why the fuck did you use that horrendous header image from the CGI adaptation-that-shall-not-be-named?

Wow! What an impressive list of bands I’ve never heard of.*

I don’t entirely agree. If you look at the other two Guardians movies, it’s clear that Quill feels a sense of responsibility to, well, the galaxy. Moreover, earlier in the film he proved willing to kill Gamora lest she be taken in by Thanos. The fact that later on, after Gamora dies, he would lose it so disgracefully…

A.V. Club is taking a big risk covering this movie so soon after the Kinjapocalypse. You never know when your whole web infrastructure might just implode out of nowhere.

Especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark!

Obligatory must-watch recommendation:

Why the hell wasn’t Cosmo on Knowhere? Please tell me that poor little space puppy didn’t die.