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thepowell2099

I’m, uh, like, uh, sure - I mean, I’m like, pretty sure - that is; I have confidence, that, uh - um, like you know how when people express confidence? - like, that uh the dialogue will be really believable.

There are far better reasons to hate this movie.

So I take it that thing in the forest is the space capsule Jake Gyllenhaal landed in at the end of the last movie?

Isn’t Sega, like, super rich?

This stupid coin thing is the one black mark against an otherwise perfect remake. There is absolutely no reason to include an endless collectathon other than to pad completion times and drive OCD gamers crazy.

This stupid coin thing is the one black mark against an otherwise perfect remake. There is absolutely no reason to include an endless collectathon other than to pad completion times and drive OCD gamers crazy.

I’m really disappointed that the whole trailer wasn’t just Deadpool playing with action figures.

It will soon be impossible to believe anything you see online.

JJ S1 had its moments, but the idea that a superpower could be negated simply by wearing headphones - and that nobody thought of this until the finale - was one of the dumbest things I have ever seen.

Next (and I say this as someone who absolutely loathes North American football), bring back Block & Tackle!

*Alias Grace’s Mary Harron.

No Way!

EXTERIOR: HOTH

There are these fucking annoying glowing coins that serve no purpose whatsoever other than to drag out the completion times of OCD gamers.

There are these fucking annoying glowing coins that serve no purpose whatsoever other than to drag out the completion times of OCD gamers.

Trump’s output while he’s sitting on the toilet is somehow worse than what actually goes into the toilet.

why the fuck does this exist, and who do I have to threaten to make sure it never happens again?*

Wrestler... reality TV host...

Where are the dinosaurs? All I see are a bunch of actors posing in front of these weird shimmery cartoon things. Is it, like, Roger Rabbit or something?