Somewhere, Mo’Nique is preparing an inane Instagram announcement.

Good.

Helpful side note! You PS3 owners should know that it’s surprisingly easy to sign up for Japan and EU PSN accounts and download non-North American games. I got

The whole bacon meme is played out, and anyway why so much enjoyment from eating an intelligent, emotional, and cognitively complex animal?

I find the Military-Gaming Complex deeply disturbing. It goes a hell of a lot further than that America’s Army game that the U.S. military released. Call of Duty and far too many shooter games turn into jingoistic parades of guns and propaganda. Gun porn, violence porn - and then military recruitment ads are made to…

The correct answer for Aliens is “none of the above”.

It’s funny that just a few years ago, (sister publication) The Onion’s Book of Known Knowledge had an entry on Kesha that read, “Celebrity who will no longer have any relevance by the time this encylopaedia is published.”

or they just write a fucking post-Voyager sequel series - with at least one familiar face - like all the fans have always wanted!

I pretty much gave up after about episode 5, and skimming recent reviews makes it very hard to get back to.

has anyone done Guile’s Theme yet?

I’m impressed he still wrote it until today. It’s a strip that never really lost its charm, and could occasionally elicit a chuckle. (Unlike some other comics. I’m looking at you, Jeff Keane.)

As we know from his most gracious Herr President Drumpf, everything on twitter is legally binding.

I don’t blame them. People who overuse “literally” in this fashion are horrible humans. Why would you want them in your bar?

“muddled further by the fact Japan was Germany’s ally during WWII.”

“balance that The Golden Girls was also able to achieve”

I’m honestly shocked we haven’t gotten a revival of a good series yet. Full House and this nonsense, but no Seinfeld or Frasier reunion? Come on!

Thankfully, we have reliable information that a well-placed hit to the thermal exhaust port will cause the whole ship to explode.

Can someone please translate Jaffe’s tweet for me?

Based on what I’m seeing, this cribs heavily from I Wanna Be The Guy, the OG retro-punishing platform. Spiked platforms that move. Invisible enemies. Bullet hell worse than anything any shmup can offer.

The Guggenheim won’t fucking pay me $24,000,000 for my painting of a happy dog even though they spent 10x that on a Van Gogh!