Prepare the boot.

I like the part when the talking cat holds an HB pencil in his mouth so he can type on a keyboard.

I think the real story here is that Zephram Cochrane was previously arrested alongside General Martok.

"Hey, we even have a section of The A.V. Club devoted to our gastronomic adventures."

it always irked me that Peter Parker was hand-picked by the Goddess for her galactic army in Infinity Crusade. Really, Spider-Man?

cut to the motherfucking Runaways teaming up with Cloak and Dagger to swat down some space-demons

Infinity+1! I win!

Counterpoint: Spider-Man 2 is legitimately one of the worst superhero movies ever made. By the time Doc Ock's disembodied tentacles were flailing about the room and managing to murder multiple scientists, I was openly laughing at the screen.

Oh, just so we're clear:
Spider-Man is in the MCU, and Venom and Carnage are in the Spider-Man not-MCU. But Spider-Man is also in the not-MCU with V&C. So, like, will Venom's New York City have a Stark Tower? Will the Chitauri attack be a thing that happened? Or is there some sort of inter-dimensional portal that…

Just give us the Fatal Frame / Project Zero remake we've been waiting for!

ƒ|_|ck u

Illogical. Illogical. Only humans can explain. (Spock starts dancing to music that nobody can hear.)

there's another Avatar movie?

Fuck Sarah Palin.

Fantastic. Skipped Season 2 for precisely the reasons cited above. Will watch.

JUST LOOK AT MR. BURNS' SUIT!

I was thinking, going into this, that they might replace BOB with Ray Wise. But I really appreciate that they've just kept, tastefully and judiciously, using Silva himself. It really is a tribute to the singularness of that character.

It is the worst thing that ever happened to the Daredevil show.

But what about Eartha Kitt?!

What is it, to be a hero? Look in the mirror and you'll know. Look into your own eyes and tell me you are not heroic, that you have not endured, or suffered or lost the things you care about most. And yet, here you are, a survivor of Hell's Kitchen, the hottest place anyone's ever known. A place where cowards don't…