I just need to see the post-credits stinger featuring Emma Stone.

Oh No! I've killed Wilson!

have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

I mean, don't get me wrong: Vader is a badass in the final moments of Rogue One, but there's still something really incongruous of having him indulge in an epic beatdown on one Rebel starship… and then just walking around and letting others do his dirty work in A New Hope.

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You might say… the fans were suffering from malaise.

counterpoint: Peggle Nights is the one true Peggle sequel.

What's scary isI went through some videos just to see if it had any link to the original trilogy, even in the post-credits, but nope. It's just this totally hackneyed "original" story, divorced from all the plot that came before it to the point of just recreating the original but with none of the heart. You know how…

I fucking hate the… community as a whole. Not you guys, though, y'all are pretty deece.

All of this is just doubly damning after the likes of Breath of the Wild and Horizon Zero Dawn landed so recently. Even as those games adhere to RPG norms, they nevertheless introduce new ideas, new gameplay mechanics, and in particular new enemy types (one area where Andromeda is severely lacking). I haven't waited…

He's not dead. He's just on a mission.

Trump: Spicer, what are you doing up here?
Warren: And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls? [several anagrammed golf balls pour forth from Sean Spicer's clothes]
Spicer: Uh, there are no other balls, just these, uh, reptile eggs. Step away, they're endangered!
Warren: [puts one in her mouth] …

no fighting

I just hate how this show treats Colleen: badass Asian female martial arts expert who gets simultaneously white/mansplained by Danny the first time she meets him, then subsequently turns into a drooling puppy every time hipster boy deigns to drop by.

or we will already know his horrendous Reddit history.

"Iron Fist's origin isn't really that interesting."

"her giddy, breathless reaction to Danny showing up at her dojo"

Starz is prepping a Carrot Top special, while

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