At Alabama this counts as a graduate thesis.

Give the Alabama fan a break. Where she's from, that's a luxury toilet.

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

I am so glad that you had a wonderful wedding, but there are plenty of women who don't want to get married, or don't want a wedding, or find joy in other things. There are also plenty of people who find nothing but pain and suffering in marriage. What works for you doesn't work for everyone, and pitying other women…

Oh boy oh boy I hope it's a Nintendo 64!!

And Skynet will also have better rap skills.

Computers will become self aware before Iggy Azalea does

Nintendo? With the same 6 games every time?

I'm probably going to be an asshole here, but don't think I'm not sympathetic to your experience.

Matt. Damon.

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

I demand a public apology from ESPN for working the public up into a frenzy over this fraud of a quarterback—and human being. Seriously, ESPN talks more about Johnny Douchebag in the first five minutes of any SportsCenter than they have talked about Andrew Luck this entire season.

Johnny Tebow.

Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

Johnny College Football

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

Why? No one has fucked Tebow 1.0 yet.