+1. Just like the rest of America, the Braves only want to show one Upton ass to the public.

Actually, the first one is better known as "The Alaskan Pipeline"

You think that's bad? I had to watch Jim "Head Statues of Easter Island" Caldwell coach the Colts for two seasons. "Challenge the play? No thank you, I firmly believe that the matter will resolve itself". Caldwell made Tony Dungy look like a spoiled nine year old kid with a serious case of swearing and Tourette's.…

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The pay for most enlisted and active service members is quite paltry. However, I echo the same sentiments as other previous posters; many new service members have zero budgeting skills for financial planning. New cars, motorcycles, electronics, and furniture (ever wonder why there is always an Ashley Furniture store…

Here's to hoping War Machine endures some 'Beta' Male Shit while in the bootyhouse.

I would have responded to Chiefs fan 'Nick' about his hatred of Indiana. Instead, there's 30 minutes of playoff footage that will constitute my response.

Gracias. Who hasn't drove their semi down the wrong alley in Chinatown, amirite?

Well, the internet doesn't interfere with Saturday afternoons or Jesus, so it's a relatively new thing for them.

Were you expecting higher standards?

Well, the first problem with that theory is it involves buying another CoD game...

Well, I'll take that over illiteracy and poor grammar. "Lmfao"

New Orleans smells like piss and hot garbage, Drew Brees removed his birthmark because it had a nickname, and he wrangled a threesome with two big women the night before a bowl game in college.

Nah, but it makes me want to abduct some cats and pop some Molly...you know...because it's a Tuesday afternoon and all.

I'm just glad I don't have to put up with Stephen A. Smith's "Loud Angry Black Man" act on a daily basis right now. The eardrums of American are thankful.

+1, well played!

So you've spent nearly two years of your life playing Skyrim? Doesn't sound like employment, friends, sex, or showering are strengths of yours.

(Breathing heavily)

Yeah dude, don't get butthurt over this one. Besides, I think some of the 'fans' that he's quoting aren't even Colts fans, but casual football fans. I can't think of a single Colts fan I know that would even mistakenly misspell 'Lukas' Oil Stadium. Shit, most fans just call it 'The Luke' anyhow.

It's not Pagano, it's Pep Hamilton. His ass will be gone by next season, hence the hiring of Chudzinski as a 'special assistant' (see: potential replacement hired to pressure Hamilton).