This is the correct take.

I see what you did there...

In the land of of clueless, unjustifiably arrogant sports talk yahoos, he is the king of diaper mountain.

Always take anonymous internet anecdotes with a pillar of salt, but I’ve long heard that he’s quite the asshole to deal with in life. Very much a “Do you know who I am?” type.

Multi-pass

I love this movie, but because I’ve watched it so many times now, there are definitely a couple of bits of dialogue here and there that are like pebbles in my shoe. People say them because I’m sure Whedon thought they sounded like cool lines, but make zero sense in context.

They definitely hadn’t quite figured out his hair/beard. The too-blonde eyebrows are particularly distracting.

“I’d like to point out that that test pilot survived”.

Probably my favorite exchange in the entire series.

Bite your tongue Caroline- Red leather jumpsuit?!

I support this. I actually wish Infinity War had been longer.

I really like this movie, very cute. It was also probably the first time I really understood what chaste means, particularly in the way Bollywood movies deal with romance.

Obligatory:

Where are their hats advertising that they’re free?

Does a scenario exist in which Natassja Kinski would not be memorable?

Unequivocally love this movie, Amy Adams was a revelation in it.

This is very validating to me- Every time I’ve seen the trailer and been creeped out by it, I think “Who is actually going to sit through this entire movie?”

This little thread feels like the good old days...

I think they were thinking about how he looks, not how he sounds.

You know what they say- Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice...strike three.