“Welcome, class. Let’s get under way, shall we? Lesson one: Roseanne Barr is a racist old dumbass. Any questions? Good. You all pass. Class dismissed.”

Cox was part of one of these groups, and over the course of between 60 and 90 seconds, stagehands rush the volunteers through terrain including “dark curtains, down passageways, around corners, outdoors, indoors, and through a kitchen” en route to reappearing in the rear of the theater.

feat. a cameo by Scott Bakula.

[makes all your money disappear]

It’s as if his real voice isn’t funny enough - he sounds like a cross between Daffy Duck and Mel Slirrup.

As a joke, I like to pull down my shorts in mixed company to see if I’m wearing any underwear, too.

He’s also the fourth bassist for GWAR.

OK. I think we’re splitting hairs here. It’s not so much the details as the fact that they were old friends, something happened that soured their relationship, Han got Lando’s ship, cut out of town, and Lando is still bitter about it. By Empire, Han clearly thinks more of their so-called “friendship” than Lando does.

I’m Darth Maul the Bisected Man

No, it’s pretty obvious. It was obvious to 8-year-old me watching the movie when it came out.

No. That’s the clear implication in Empire. In fact, it’s the entire backdrop for the dramatic tension as to whether Lando is really an ally or not. You’d have to be watching another movie to miss it.

PRESS TOUR PLAN

It was a Deeply Stupid Movie® on just about every level.

I don’t give a shjit ab.out any of these fvcking albums.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I shouted Dr. Evil’s line “I’M DOUGIE!!!” at the screen during the Bond/Blofeld reveal in Spectre. It got a warmer and more appreciative reaction from the audience in the theater that night than anything in the movie.

Christ, they’re milking this franchise to death. Who gets a movie next? Bib Fortuna? Salacious Crumb? The Cantina bartender? They were more compelling than Boba Fett.

LOL, The Rock appropriating one-legged-people culture.

Ew. No.

it... just... might... WORK.

Date, as in “it looks more or less like The Venetian Las Vegas on planet Earth ca. 2017".