oh yes- pet chickens can be quite emotional; mine like to snuggle and they close their eyes when we wrap them in blankets to snuggle them

They do. And if you sit down they will come over for pets and some even get in your lap for snuggles and just relax there like a tired puppy. Our good family friends have a dozen or so and they let the kids pet them and all that. It’s very sweet. And also a real problem because chicken is delicious.

I mean, on one hand, not even my parents have shown that level of commitment to embarrassing me, and my dad offered to have sex in front of me just so that I’d know which hole the penis is supposed to go into in order to cause a pregnancy. (I’m fairly sure my dad was just joking. At least 75% sure.)

debatable

“I fingered that blonde lady backstage.”

Only because he’s too poor to own an organic animal tho.

In Vance’s book, Musk comes across as an obsessive workaholic who thinks about electric cars and very little else (surprise).

He looks adorable! And happy! Yay for Kanye!

Every drawing I see by a child just flat-out sucks

I still say Spaced is the best thing Simon Pegg has ever done. That show is criminally under appreciated.

Why, thank you. I am always looking for excuses to use Simon Pegg gifs, and this one certainly seemed appropriate.

I wish I had photoshop on my phone so I could make a picture of Sarah Michelle Trumbaugh.

Hah, I also found myself thinking “I mean the minor wound could get infected!”

Sure, 1/2 Trump and 1/2 Limbaugh. May I present

If we can let's merge their two consciousness's together in an AI program and install it in a biomechanically enhanced Donald Trump.

Zimmerman was shot in the face

Oh buy gawd, he’s broken (resistance to maternity leave) in half.

God, this would probably look like two albino bats trying to flap their way out of a corner.

No kidding! Learn 2 pants, Lauren Bans!