FALSE. If you roll under, it's harder to grab the business end of the paper. It's forever rolling behind the roll, against the wall, rather than in front of the roll right next to your hand. Physics.

We don't need to ask. They'll be here in a few minutes to tell us.

idk let's just ask men what they want us to look like and go with that

I hate Kyle. He better get it together now or he is profoundly fucked. My 12 year old stepdaughter asked for a four wheeler for Christmas because her stepdad got one and we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?" Kyle would've bought the stupid thing and then blamed the outdoor recreation…

No penis cookies? Misandry!

Wait, the NBC article says it was a hospital bracelet (as in he was recently admitted to the hospital), not a medical bracelet (like the ones people wear for medical issues ie allergies/diabetes/pacemakers).

Aw, I'm way ahead of them. I haven't given a single fuck about picky eaters and trendy food crap for, let's see, all of my 50 years.

I would assume that the comic book's plot doesn't center around praising Spider Woman's ass and the guys who toss her salad like their name was Romaine.

4chan holds Emma in high esteem, and while most of us would fap like crazy to real nudes, it's not us hacking the cloud.

It must come as a huge relief to Emma Watson that she is a "moderate, balanced feminist" and that 4chan users don't hate her.

They seem trustworthy, I believe them.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE THE PUPPY SAD I'M NOT SOBBING YOU'RE SOBBING

At my lowest worst time, I decided not to die because I was like, "who the fuck would take care of my adorable wonderful fluffy cat? And would he find me? Would he think I just abandoned him? Would anyone love him as much as I love him?" Pets can legitimately save lives.

...PTSD is by its nature chronic. And if you've been diagnosed, you know how expensive it can be. So try to extend your deep compassion to people who don't have a doctor's stamp yet, and to people who do have a fucking eating disorder and had as much choice in developing it as you did in developing PTSD.

Also. If you…

My husband has PTSD, and because he developed it because of physical and psychological abuse in his home of origin plus a violent home invasion — not through military service — he already feels like his PTSD is somehow illegitimate. So I find your attitude to be unhelpful at best, and reinforcing the prejudice that…

that's telling him! all you sheples got to wake up!

Thanks dude. Because some idiot on a fresh burner who thinks the word "Sheeple" is edgy is totally someone whose opinion I give a flying fuck about.

Nothing says 'Murica quite like a treasonous banner celebrating slavery!

When I came out, my mom told me:

See, that's why I only play hold'em. It's only two cards! No need for elaborate counting. One, two, done. Even drunk I can count to two. He probably tried one of those seven card games and had to count on his fingers. That's how they get you.