I approve of this post entirely.

Hey Baby... what ya think of me now? Uh huh, that's right. Sexy like this doesn't come 'round very often. I'm nobody's giga-bitch.

Somebody get the NFL some aloe for the burns.

I'm speechless. This is the best thing in the history of ever. Thank you for posting it. Sincerely.

"I mean, I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?"

My daughter was raised on Bob Dylan and the Beatles, plus lots of great dance music. She starts school and her favourite singer now is Katy Goddamn Perry. I fucking tried! Her asshole friends ruined everything.

She seems to be very rabidly, determinedly entrenched in her own philosophies and perspective - and that's disappointing to see in someone who's very smart, not a Crotchety Old, and who's had a rich and varied life experience.

Her stance remind me of those parents who go all, "What are we going to tell our children about two men kissing?!?!".

Hi. Orthodox Jewish upbringing here. Just came to clear up a few things:

Bialik doesn't like these ads not because she is a crotchety old woman, but because she's a religious Jew. Religious Judaism is all about shaming women for sexuality, equating their bare skin with sex, and placing the burden of proper sexual…

And about a block down from the Sunset billboard with Arianna on it is a massive Calvin Klein men's underwear billboard. Does she need to explain that to her sons too?

I have always loved me some Martha! I stitched this tribute in 2006. :)

Ugh ugh ugh. Domestic violence is not an anger management issue...if it was, Chris Brown would have hit just about anyone who made him angry, not just individuals in lower social or physical positions. People with anger management issues are "equal-opportunity" hitters. Domestic abusers are discerning; they choose…

How do you choose between an anthropomorphic soul patch and ex-Mr. Goop?

This is the Pissing Contest I have been waiting for:

As a guy, I think "straight talk, I just shit myself" ups your game, actually. Not because I'm some weird poopfiend, but because that kind of openness and casual confidence is attractive. If everyone does these embarrassing things (which they do), but pretends not to out of insecurity, then someone who rises above the…

Former 90's goth obligatory post:

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

Yup. Broccoli in the teeth? Tell. Unzipped? Tell. Overweight, in your non-professional opinion. NOPE.

Normal relationships are dynamic and unpredictable sometimes.