Sure its cute now but when Fence Baby grows up he will be an embarrassment to our nation.

Dear Legolas: Next time you battle Gollum and need a Second, call upon me. Your bow and arrow will be ever at the ready. Love, AE.

My cat gets a lot of unwanted snuggles. If he had feminism, I think I'd be forced to respect his bodily autonomy. We'd probably also have to stop saying shit like, "Hey fat kitty, look at your big wooby!" And then we laugh at him when he runs and is wooby jiggles back and forth.

We call them the furrinati, but yeah, basically. David Futrelle, founder of both Confused Cats Against Feminism and We Hunted The Mammoth, had long been rumored to be a bunch of cats in a David suit.

They do deserve each other, but I'm afraid the universe might collapse in on itself.

My god, Lena Dunham is insufferable.

oh, hang on - "you guys"? mansplaining about feminism, of course. The logical conclusion.

salwar kameez's are just day to day clothing (kind of like the Indian answer to a t shirt—at least that's what I was told) so wearing them because you like the way they look, would kind of be more cultural appreciation than cultural appropriation

it's not cultural misappropriation. They are just clothes, not sacred symbols of the culture. As long as you aren't wearing them as a at to mock Indian culture, then it's a no-go. Wear and enjoy them. May I recommend some nice baggy kameez pants. They are like formal PJs, but more comfortable.

If this lackluster Excelmanship is any indication, this is a man who lacks passion.

Yeah but she's not with him, so clearly she's not in the WORST kind of hell.

The only appropriate way to decide this is a fight to the death.

No, that's about right.... Including the broken cigarette because I don't know how to smoke or flick the ashes off a cigarette, especially while wasted.

When you type in "imdb jason" into Google, autofill suggests:

This could be just a lame attempt on his part to jump start his ailing career. Here's my prediction on how this plays out:

Here's the short Jason Biggs bio: He fucked a pie in a movie 15 years ago and has had a handful of bit parts in the intervening years. Thinks he's a comedian but isn't funny. Is also apparently an asshole in his personal life.

Since we're making requests, can he also quit acting?

Doug is currently residing under the elevators at the Beverly Center in a nest of newspaper and bile, biding his time.