Here's what I was hoping for when you mentioned Kanye's sheep sweater:

In no particular order, (and to get the bad Lena Dunham taste out of my mouth...) JHud's hair! Emmy Rossum's lip colour! Janelle Monae's everything! Mindy's Earrings! YAY! Yay for lovely things existing in the world!

So, Lena, if "Da Cure" is Cupping, then the disease is...? Racism? A hang nail? Falling For Homeopathic Bullshit?

NOOOH! Why are you trying to turn my friends against each other? Guys, GUYS. Can't we all just get along?

The rage. I... I want to burn something to the ground. An empty soccer/football stadium perhaps.

In the click-through she explains that the only reason they used her kid is that her horns and claws and general badassery scared the tuna salad out of all the other 3 and 4 year old actors. (I might be paraphrasing).

Grrr. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
And yes, I really love it. Number 7 , "I don't have to be polite if someone make me feel scared or uncomfortable" and number 10, "pay attention to your inner voice" are both things that I use now.

This is goddamn adorable, and teaching little people (particularly girls who are are hella conditioned to be "polite" and "nice") to say "NOPE" is a brilliant idea.

Coconut rice pudding!? OOOU! You make good life choices.

I love this so much. (I also totally didn't care that the last one was a marketing campaign). I would watch an All First Smooch, All The Time channel. Apparently strangers mashing their eating holes together makes me feel all fuzzy about humanity. I can't decide if I'm embarrassed about that or not.

Team Beef Stock. 'Til I die. (Or at least until it's time for dessert. Mmm dessert. Is it time for dessert yet?)

In my head, Lance Armstrong reads Jezebel religiously. He comments occasionally, but he's frustrated about being a grey. He's really not into the whole new Kinja thing. And he has a giant crush Lindy. IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN, he's got to do something with his day, how much time can being a Disgraced Cyclist really…

Dr Phil, what you're saying is imaginary creatures and... stalking? But only if you're into ladies? Should I be taking notes on this? Will it be in the midterm?

Oh hey! This is the second incidence of this pea-brained bullshit I've heard about in the last couple of weeks. Here in Toronto we have a school board trustee calling for a whambulance because of mean ol' bullying LGBT bullies. He thinks that "homosexism" is a thing. He's the actual worst.

I write super-smutty smut, and finding my comfort words for humansexytimesjunk (not the name I went with) was absolutely the hardest part about my first few stories.

More manatees on tweet beat (a mention counts)! WOO! I said it out loud and then it came true! Like The Secret but made out of brilliant aquatic mammals instead of terribleness and baloney!

Dang. Josh Hartnett's man-bun is giving me feelings. My sweetheart wears one when he's cooking or cleaning or doing things that make him sweaty. My mouth just got all dry.

You spelled your screen name wrong; you need to replace that "N" with a "D".

If I could make this relationship happen just by having hopeful-hopy feelings on the internet, they would be holding hands in Ikea RIGHT NOW.

This! brilliantly put, thanks.