You forgot one of the best shows out there that I feel not enough people know about...THE IT CROWD! It leaves August 1st :-(

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

Sneeze Holder?

I bought the Naipo shiatsu massager last time there was a deal (I think it was $48 down from $60, only one was listed). It’s amazing. I mostly use it on my knotty shoulders and lower back, but also used it on a pulled hamstring. Recommend.

I bought the Naipo shiatsu massager last time there was a deal (I think it was $48 down from $60, only one was…

If I were Ms. Berry I’d say, “Hell yeah I’m expecting...to take a giant dump tomorrow morning when I wake up.”

We all need a drink tonight.

Neutral Milk Hotel - King of Carrot Flowers

Could we please have one day where there isn’t a crisis that is inflicted by this orange buffoon?

Not having gotten the ones from the oven, the bear decided to leave some of his own on the homeowner’s deck.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

As the owner of an ample bubble butt I have to say the perfect panties are Aerie’s boybriefs. They last really long, don’t ride up and don’t leave weird pantylines. The size chart is spot-on so you can measure yourself and buy online with confidence: https://www.ae.com/aerie-boybriefs-undies/aerie/s-cat/2640007?cm=sUS-…

As the owner of an ample bubble butt I have to say the perfect panties are Aerie’s boybriefs. They last really long,…

SUCK IT YOU BELLY LINT COVERED ORANGE PEEL

He lives in my neighborhood! I see him all the time. Someday I’ll work up the nerve to tell him I love him.

I’ve lived in NYC for 8 years, and he’s still my only celebrity sighting. My brother’s gf and I were pretty excited about it, though.

He’s very much like Eugene Levy or Clint Howard. They are all pretty much in every TV show or movie ever made.

I saw him the on the subway about 2 months ago with my co-worker. I knew who he was right away, but she knew he was from tv, but had two wrong other Hey Its that Guy guesses (she doesn’t watch as much tv as I do), so I told her he was Bing Bong in Inside Out and since she has a 3 year old, that is the part that she…

Richard Kind is that guy that you say “Hey, its that guy!” and although you’ve seen him in a million things, someone else has to come up and tell you he was on Spin City.