Butters sitting smiling at the restaurant was so cute.

Thanks. Are these iOS or Android compatible? What’s the cabling situation? How is the battery life between recharges?

That sounds like knife catching

Unless you have 2 or more toddlers...

I love this song and the video for it is a hidden treasure.

I allow our 13 and 10 yr old to swear with a few stipulations... They can’t swear at their friends, there can be consequences for swearing at me, their mother doesn’t like to hear it, and I don’t want to be called into the principal’s office to tell the school that I don’t care that they swore in school.

I taught my son the “Carlin” method. There is no such thing as a bad word. Bad words do not exist. It’s all about context and how/when you say it. Saying the F word isn’t bad. saying “F you” is. I taught him this around 7-8 years old. My wife and I swear a lot and I wanted to make sure he knew what the words are and…

hello babby

I still think this and pretty much any song from Moana should have kicked those weak La La Land songs’ ass at the Oscars.

Dammit....I like this movie, as far as kids movies goes, it’s tolerable....however, I have all girls and they are absolutely crazy about it and therefore I’ve seen it 236 times...and anytime someone utters the words “thank you” the response is always Maui’s “your WEL-come....”

My much younger self picked this selection. (sorry/not sorry)

The fan was quite upset, but not just because he lost out on a snack. “Aw man, he got cheese sauce all over the lucky shirt that I’ve been wearing since the 8th grade!”

Me too. I was looking for a go fund me. This hit me right in the feels...

I once worked at a large law firm with a word processing department full of enormous older women who all ate 10,000 calories of Panda Express every day for lunch and pooped in our floor’s bathroom like it was their job. It was unbearable.

We have a unisex one-holer at work with no lid on the toilet (we call it the “prison toilet”). My work toothbrush is wrapped in tissues and inside a zipped-shut cosmetics bag. I shudder at my co-workers who leave their toothbrushes uncovered in a bathroom with inadequate ventilation and no toilet lid.

There was an older woman at my office who had exhausted all her fucks

E-mails.

most likely when youre either in the shower or on the toilet

So smooth, Santana asked him to replace Rob Thomas.