Not just every picture, but ALL THE TIME.

My son has a book called “Dragons Love Tacos” where the dragons have a taco party and now I will never be able to read it the same way again.

I can’t help but wonder...Where do the fine people from testfabrics.com get enough blood to mass produce blood stained textiles? Mandatory weekly blood draws at the testfabrics.com corporate headquarters?

I LOVED pregnancy. Mine was really easy though, right up until the last few weeks when I got what is affectionately known as PUPPPs. I felt like my skin was on fire for 2 weeks, right around Christmas. In order to get rid of it I had to take Zyrtec, Benadryl, AND a round of steroids. When it started to come back at 39…

Just one small example, still totally underserved, but A Great Big World’s “Is Anybody Out There” has some gay songs. Including one called “Everyone is Gay.”

You guys, this is Sarah Palin trying to break into the rap game. Someone give her a beat and let’s just give her a shot ok?

HA! Boys ARE stupid!

I think this is more likely the Blue Moon that tied these together.

I’m surprised I had to scroll down this far to find anyone who commented on how poorly this article is written. I’m all about having an error or two here and there but this article is just bad.

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around why Kylie thinks that posting on social media during class is encouraging education...

Is anyone else having trouble with the wipes code?

Is anyone else having trouble with the wipes code?

Barry, you got this all wrong.

I was always pissed at my mom when she bought my dad power tools for Father’s Day, or Christmas, or his birthday. I always thought she was “gifting” him tools so that he’d make things/fix things for her, like a backhanded gift. I called her out on it one year and he said he actually enjoyed getting tools. And now I…

Holy shit this is so close to what happened at my wedding. Our DJ backed out ONE WEEK before our wedding because he had some “family emergency” in Florida. He said we could still use all his equipment and he’d be there the day before to help set it all up but we had to find someone else to MC. We scrambled looking for…

How long did they think they could get away with a 200% mark up anyway?

Hooray for recent motherhood! Congratulations! How old is your son?

Demetri Martin really should be on your list.

I’m not a crier. My husband is. He told me throughout our engagement that he was going to make me cry at our wedding. He bawled like a baby during the ceremony while I stood there all red with embarrassment at everyone staring at me. When it came time for maid of honor/best man speeches at dinner, he surprised me with…

Just came here to say thank you for using a Jack McBrayer GIF. He is my hero.

Your mom sounds like a gem, and congratulations on your daughters sculpture!!