Subsidies for tampons or pads (some of us just can’t with the tampons), and make a mandatory nap time every day of the week, and you have my vote and at least $3 in campaign donation.

We got married in August...

Keep trying! I don’t even remember my mom reading to me but I read fanatically from preschool on. Education is so much easier for me because of it - both because I have a good sense of spelling and grammar but also because they asked you for an INSANE amount of reading in college and the slow readers were screwed.

3 months may be a bit early, though! Your kid can barely see anything that isn’t right in front of his face. By a year, I’m sure he’ll be more interested because he will be able to see and recognize images on a page. I just spent an hour “reading” to a friend’s -16 month old. I just free associated while pointing at a…

They already cast the lead

I can't get enough of Crash Course. I didn't even realize it was hosted by the writer John Green. I thought it was just a regular John Green. He (and his brother Hank) are the kind of engaging and snarky teachers I wished I had in high school. I normally eat my breakfast watching one of their history shows.

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or when you get up before him, make breakfast, come back into the bedroom, and realize as soon as you walk through the door that you spent the whole night sleeping in his fartcloud, but just acclimated to it (full disclosure: not married)

My wife's peacock converse ;)

I believe you are mistaken. I admit that I am no expert, but that is definitely a cat.

What? What? NOT THE BUTT?

"The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is a nice song, but I cannot get past this lyric:

As a Santa of nearly 40 years, I have always come up against the honesty versus myth challenge. As an ardent believer as a child, recalling how powerful and wonderful that fantasy was—watching the sky from the back of the station wagon for the sleigh and reindeer, going to bed at 5 o'clock on Christmas Eve with elves…

Iowa is a fantastic state to drink in. There is a reason why the U of Iowa is consistently ranked at or near the top of the best party colleges in the country. Unlike most states, you can buy liquor almost anywhere (gas stations, Wal-Mart, heck, even most Walgreen's have a well-stocked liquor aisle). You can buy…

This is my Mom, all day. Nothing is ever right; nothing is ever good enough; and everyone is out to ignore her, hurt her feelings, not help her the way she needs help, etc. At this point, if I feel a long complaint-heavy story coming, I usually short-circuit the whole thing by asking her what she would like me to do…

What is Eva Mendes talking about? I occasionally lurk on Babycenter.com, and the majority of the comments fill me with horror for the fate of our next generation. The stupidity. The pettiness. The rudeness. The terrible grammar. It's enough to give me nightmares.

Just wanted to say thanks for dropping some Sugar on my day.

"The fate of the human race depends on me and my penis." Drew, are you sure the "urologist" performed a "vasectomy?"

In addition to sending out mass emails from the offender's computer, rotating the desktop 90 or 180 degrees, we had "animals without necks" as the common go to background for a while.

Yes, they are so polite and nice its unnerving! My best friend now and growing up was raised JW and I could only hangout with her if I went to bible study, or the hall. I also went to a HUGE JW conference (they rented out a football stadium) which is probably what you are talking about, and was that a bizarre…